it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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