Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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