There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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