when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
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