Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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