yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
your room smells of hookers.
And success
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Randomize
