you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
the raccoons are back...
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