Sry I called you an 8
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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