watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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