At least make sure they are 18
Why
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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