did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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