I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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