I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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