white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
it's like iHOP with fire
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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