We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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