I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
