Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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