I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Barsexuality is the new black.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Randomize
