I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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