Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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