Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
