That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
meet me or not, i'm out of control
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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