Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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