whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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