if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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