its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
