Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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