you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I have fence marks all over my body
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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