chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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