he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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