"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
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