i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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