Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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