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there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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