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I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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