Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
send nudes
from the living room?
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