and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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