Ambien. No doubt about it.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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