i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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