Dual....:-)
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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