kristin has been a bad kristin
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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