Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
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