god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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