I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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