I cockslap morals
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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