eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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