If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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