come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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