At least make sure they are 18
Why
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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