He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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