Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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