"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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