Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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