big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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